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01-22-2003, 04:52 PM
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#61 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
 | The NZ is so fat, I used the clamshell to shingle my house. | 
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01-22-2003, 04:53 PM
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#62 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
| The NZ is so fat, it makes Oprah look like an etheopian. | |
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01-22-2003, 04:55 PM
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#63 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
| The NZ is so fat, I need the jaws of life to open it. | |
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01-22-2003, 04:57 PM
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#64 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
| The NZ is so fat, it has its own area code | |
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01-22-2003, 04:59 PM
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#65 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
| The NZ is so fat, it has it's own gravitational pull | |
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01-22-2003, 06:26 PM
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#66 | | Middle Aged Member
Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Maryland
Posts: 361
| The NZ is so fat that it makes Sam Adams [Oakland Raiders] look slim. | |
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01-22-2003, 06:41 PM
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#67 | | Member
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oregon
Posts: 18
| The NZ is so fat it takes the Spruce Goose to ship it.
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01-22-2003, 09:13 PM
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#68 | | Duty now for the future
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Metro Atlanta, GA
Posts: 22
| The NZ is so fat... it has its own weather system!
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01-22-2003, 09:32 PM
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#69 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 8
| I had the opportunity of picking an NZ up the other day, and now I have this bump on the lower side portion of my groin sticking out, right after the Dr. asked me to cough. | |
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01-22-2003, 09:43 PM
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#70 | | Evil Kreations Inc.
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: uranus
Posts: 137
| The NZ is so big, I gave the box that it came in to a homeless person to house his family, in-laws, step-second-cousins, and two chevettes.
The box is currently being airlifted to an ally on Lake Ave. | |
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01-22-2003, 09:46 PM
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#71 | | Señor Member
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New York
Posts: 16
| The NZ is so fat, it should go on a cl-iet
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01-22-2003, 09:51 PM
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#72 | | that guy... ya know...
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Maryland, USA
Posts: 11
| lol, you guys rock
The new NZ is so fat, it needs an expanding case so it can breathe
about fat girls:
What do a fat girl and a moped have in common?
They're both fun to ride, but only until your friends find out...
keep em coming!
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01-22-2003, 10:33 PM
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#73 | | Artist
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New York
Posts: 92
| LOL funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny..... | |
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01-22-2003, 11:10 PM
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#74 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Westchester, NY
Posts: 6
| The ENIAC COMPUTER contained 18,000 vacuum tubes, about 70,000 resistors, 10,000 capacitors, and 6,000 switches. It was 100 feet long, 10 feet high, and 3 deep. It consumed 140 kilowatts of power, so much power that, when operated, the lights in a nearby town dimmed.
And now 56 years later, SONY introduces the NZ - half the size and twice the power consumption.
How far we have come... | |
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01-22-2003, 11:12 PM
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#75 | | Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 132
| The NZ90's mother is so stupid she put a wet suit on to surf the internet. | |
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