microsoft mousers: help end my curiosity....

[SamuraiCatJB]

I saw this post in another forum and I will be curious forever until I find a MS mouse to see.....

Is the Microsoft optical mouse evil?
16:52 25 Feb '05

Does anyone know why the Microsoft optical mouse projects an image of a demon when you lift it and point it towards a vertical surface? A colleague if mine (_____ _____) was the one who found this.

help?? someone got one to look at and end my curiosity????

I have a logitec laser mouse, no image at all.

[MrNako]

Well I have Microsoft optical notebook wireless mouse, and this is what I got. It does actually look like a demon but not in the picture itself. I drew what I could say I really see. Maybe I exagerated a bit... LOL :o

[JackAxe]

EVIL!!! :eek: Like Steve Balmer on a disco floor.

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[kp*]

Ok, you made me plug one in. Yes, it does look kind of like a pig-nosed demon. Interesting. Good thing I normally use a Logitech, I wouldn't want the mouse-demons (mice-demons?) coming to get me!

[SamuraiCatJB]

now I understand why logitech made a laser mouse... to defeat the demon mice!

[m8rk]

:D my compaq optical projects an upside down quake symbol/ scorpion

[Cyker]

IMHO you guys are really reaching... ;)

I bet you rock at cloud-gazing 'tho :D

[Joel]

now I understand why logitech made a laser mouse... to defeat the demon mice!

I tried zapping the demon with my MX1000... to no avail. :D

[SamuraiCatJB]

IMHO you guys are really reaching... ;)

I bet you rock at cloud-gazing 'tho :D

naw.... I just see breasts.... in fact... come to think of it... looking at that image again... hmmmm... nope, not a demon. :)

[JackAxe]

Are you saying it's the MS booby mouse? :)

You know if you stare directly into the MX1000 laser, you can make a out a little dot, but it's not EVIL. And if the MS optical projects a booby, does that make the little dot in the MX a G-(Rhymes with one of the previous words.)? :D

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[zackepceo]

No, pointing the MX1000 in your eye is just cheap LASIK. :D

[JackAxe]

I tried it and it worked great. :o Peeps can now see clearly right through me heed.

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[SamuraiCatJB]

not after I eat the peeps. :) it is easter season after all... peep time.

[zackepceo]

Don't forget the marshmallow bunnies..

[SamuraiCatJB]

Don't forget the marshmallow bunnies..

I prefer chocolate bunnies myself. :)

[JackAxe]

And I PlayBoy bunnies. http://www.bainne.com/fun/smiles/riding.gif

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[SamuraiCatJB]

And I PlayBoy bunnies. http://www.bainne.com/fun/smiles/riding.gif

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I'll still take the chocolate bunnies. :p sometimes... the rest are just as good. :p

[JackAxe]

One can be savored over an over, the other just once and then processed out of the body. :p

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[Tam Hanna]

Well, I don't quite understand the posting above. Please translate it into plöain english for a poor austrian;-P
BTW, I like neither chocolate or marshmallow(we don't have these in austria BTW) bunnies. I want energydrink-bunnies...

[SamuraiCatJB]

One can be savored over an over, the other just once and then processed out of the body. :p

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ahhh, but one can punish you over and over and over, or have a headache, or give you a headache. so you may NEVER enjoy it.... the other can't say a word and can always be enjoyed once. :)

[JackAxe]

One will take your money up front, the other at least half later on. :eek:

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[SamuraiCatJB]

but one doesn't lie about it's cost. :) :p

[Gizmo]

Ummm.... Dang it! I was going to post something about the MS demon, now I forgot what it was.

[JackAxe]

Bill Gates is Satan? :D

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[hucsman]

Bill Gates is Satan? :D

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http://www.tftb.com/deify/churchlady.jpg

You betcha! :D

[JackAxe]

I'm hoping the Church Lady will kick Steve Balmer's flat bloated arrogant arse. :)

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[Drunken Macleod]

Personally this debate reminds me of the ..you got chocolate in my peanut butter commercials..i say you should compromise... chocolate covered playboy bunnies....