Clie Poetry

[chowmander]

Man, I dropped my Clie for the first time after 3-4 months. But I always keep it in a little baggy of its own, and luckily I dropped it from a table when I pulled the headphones attatched to it while it was in it's protective baggy :p It still hurt, heres my poem, feel free to add your own :)

I’d never thought I’d see the day
I never thought it would happen today, but luck had its way
As my mouth dropped in awe, helpless
All my days of protection was pointless
For a fleeting moment, I felt like a King
Within seconds, my life took a ding
My heart skipped a beat as my life slowly faded away
I’d never thought I’d see the day
The day I dropped my Clié

By: Lawrence Chow

[kbxrx1]

heres mine, in Haiku form. I always hated writing haiku

Sony clie, wow
bought accessories many
someone buy it please

[anitanium]

Although the size deter the fools
who laugh and gawk without a clue
the awesome power my clie does true

And when the trumpet sounds arise
they will wonder with tear drenched eyes
the fanfare played with my clie's surmise

And even though it costs an arm
to see and hear and touch this charm

It is worth the pain and all to see
the graveyard filled with pocket pc's

[Atomic Chicken]

Greetings!
Here's my entry (Also in Haiku form):

Sony Clie - Squawk!!!!
Pecking on screen regularly.....
Useful pixels glow.

Best wishes,
Bawko

[ClieKun]

Originally posted by Atomic Chicken
Greetings!
Here's my entry (Also in Haiku form):

Sony Clie - Squawk!!!!
Pecking on screen regularly.....
Useful pixels glow.

Best wishes,
Bawko
god quick somebody "Pluck" AC fast!

[Atomic Chicken]

ClieKun,
What's the matter? Do you have something against "fowl" poetry?
Bawko

[ClieKun]

hehehhe........I love fowl poerty :D KFC :D

[winexprt]

Originally posted by ClieKun
hehehhe........I love fowl poerty :D KFC :D

Mmmm! Extra Crispy KFC! And Hot Buttered Biscuits.

[ClieKun]

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! here chicky chicky chicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Atomic Chicken]

Greetings!

We'll see who has the last laugh after I create my master race of Atomic powered super chickens to take over and rule the world... Bwaahahahahaaaawk! Bwah ha ha ha hahawwk!!! Squawk! :D

Best wishes,
Bawko

[ClieKun]

AC The FDA is looking for you............

[winexprt]

Haaaa! LMAO over those bawk bawk squaks AC!!!!

[chowmander]

ummm, got a little carried away guys? hahaha

[Atomic Chicken]

Greetings!

Originally posted by chowmander
ummm, got a little carried away guys? hahaha

Not yet.... why do you ask?

Best regards,
Bawko

[ClieKun]

Originally posted by Atomic Chicken
Greetings!



Not yet.... why do you ask?

Best regards,
Bawko


Not even close :D

[kbxrx1]

Bawko-Dude- you broke the 5-7-5 rule for Haiku- you got 5-8-5.
lol

[Atomic Chicken]

Greetings!

Originally posted by kbxrx1
Bawko-Dude- you broke the 5-7-5 rule for Haiku- you got 5-8-5.
lol

You are correct. First, my Apology Haiku:

Stupid Chicken Knows
Haiku 5-7-5 Pattern
But did it wrong - Ooops.

Now, the updated Clie Haiku using proper Haiku rules:

Sony Clie - Squawk!
Pecking On The Screen Often,
Useful Pixels Glow!!!!

Best wishes,
Bawko

[ClieKun]

chicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome back

[kjbad]

(In my best rapper voice...)

Clicking, sticking, my stylus is slipping,
I shouldn't use my Clie when I'm eating fried chicken
I'm MC Clie, I'm the best with Graffiti,
Slip-slidin my stylus on my SJ33
Got my head-bob working so the girlies can see
When I'm rollin' down the street with my MP3,
I make 'em crazy, but something dawned on me
My Clie is dope, that's why they're all hanging on me
"Wassup, baby doll, do you wanna play?
Come check out the size of my PDA!"
Flipping my cover like a Clie mack
Taking numbers like an operator, sure I'll call back
I got room in my pocket for all my favorite chicks
And if I ever run out, I've got a memory stick
Got my DateBook handy so I can get dates
And a custom ring tone so I never show up late
Suckas, I'm moppin 'em; Girls, I'm stoppin 'em,
My Clie acts stupid-ally when I'm droppin him
Yeah, he's like my Buddy, goes wherever I go
And when my SJ gets loud, he's the star of the show
When the videos are playin, girlies watch the lights
But when the battery's low, it's time to say night-night...

PEACE!!! MC Clie out...

Word to your motherboard...

[ClieKun]

oh thats deep!

[kjbad]

It's sad what passes as poetry nowadays...but I apologize for my "keyboard malfunction". :D

[ClieKun]

They magic of a keyboard works wonders! :D

[chowmander]

Originally posted by kjbad
(In my best rapper voice...)

Clicking, sticking, my stylus is slipping,
I shouldn't use my Clie when I'm eating fried chicken
I'm MC Clie, I'm the best with Graffiti,
Slip-slidin my stylus on my SJ33
Got my head-bob working so the girlies can see
When I'm rollin' down the street with my MP3,
I make 'em crazy, but something dawned on me
My Clie is dope, that's why they're all hanging on me
"Wassup, baby doll, do you wanna play?
Come check out the size of my PDA!"
Flipping my cover like a Clie mack
Taking numbers like an operator, sure I'll call back
I got room in my pocket for all my favorite chicks
And if I ever run out, I've got a memory stick
Got my DateBook handy so I can get dates
And a custom ring tone so I never show up late
Suckas, I'm moppin 'em; Girls, I'm stoppin 'em,
My Clie acts stupid-ally when I'm droppin him
Yeah, he's like my Buddy, goes wherever I go
And when my SJ gets loud, he's the star of the show
When the videos are playin, girlies watch the lights
But when the battery's low, it's time to say night-night...

PEACE!!! MC Clie out...

Word to your motherboard...

Yo playa, you dont wanna mess with teh real Clie MC

Let's go, freestyle battle

Yo dawg, you know you aint going to beat me
Your Clie vs my NX73V
Playing games while listening to my MP3's
Its even got video capabilities
Yeah thats right, my Clie owns
You'll be envious while God's on the phone:
Hey man, thats one sweet *** Clie
Better than kjbad's "pocket PC"
You try to mack the ladies all night
But they look at my clie and say, aite
Dump that mofo with the sad PDA
His batteries wont last till the end of the day
I work my moves with my high res screen
And you know its as sweet as it seems
You aint got enough room with that memory stick
To take down all the numbers of those fine *** chicks
So they run to me with my compact flash
And they tell me that your clie is trash
Sorry dawg, but isnt it as clear as it can be?
Your SJ33 is as sad as a pocket PC

The true Clie MC

Werd to your fatherboard

[mike p]

UR MESSED UOP IN THE MOTHER BOARD



BOW TO THE BSOD MASTA

[kjbad]

Originally posted by chowmander


Yo playa, you dont wanna mess with teh real Clie MC

Let's go, freestyle battle

Yo dawg, you know you aint going to beat me
Your Clie vs my NX73V
Playing games while listening to my MP3's
Its even got video capabilities
Yeah thats right, my Clie owns
You'll be envious while God's on the phone:
Hey man, thats one sweet *** Clie
Better than kjbad's "pocket PC"
You try to mack the ladies all night
But they look at my clie and say, aite
Dump that mofo with the sad PDA
His batteries wont last till the end of the day
I work my moves with my high res screen
And you know its as sweet as it seems
You aint got enough room with that memory stick
To take down all the numbers of those fine *** chicks
So they run to me with my compact flash
And they tell me that your clie is trash
Sorry dawg, but isnt it as clear as it can be?
Your SJ33 is as sad as a pocket PC

The true Clie MC

Werd to your fatherboard


MC Clie, must be talkin 'bout me,
The one and only with my orange '33
I've seen suckas like you come and go
But you can never look like SJs though
Man, I mean boy, I've seen you and your screen
Need to tighten up your hinge before you step to me
When I flip my cover, ain't no time to be playin
While you're sitting there swiveling, it's the skill I'm displayin
First I slide to the front, and then I slide to the rear,
PUSH BACK HOLD POWER, and I'm still standing here
What's your game, who's your daddy, where's your Clie at?
You got a '73? You might as well have been jacked!
First you swivel in the middle, and you weigh too much
Get in the ring with me, and I won't ever get touched
Now that keyboard's "aite", but I know you're living foul
I'll whip out my KB20, how you like me now?
So you still wanna battle? Come on, I'll school you again
Can you plug in a game controller like my GC10?
I've got all the accessories, to win's my necessity,
Shoulda known I was better, get a clue and don't mess with me
My SJ's best way just gave you the ix-nay,
So NX, when you flex, invest in Ben-Gay
The show is over, there's no need to come back
We both have Clies, that's cool, 'cause PPC's always WACK!

(I like this freestyle thing, but do rappers really talk like this all day? Geez...:cool:)

[mike p]

my sj is ornage its kooler then urs

[chowmander]

Originally posted by kjbad



MC Clie, must be talkin 'bout me,
The one and only with my orange '33
I've seen suckas like you come and go
But you can never look like SJs though
Man, I mean boy, I've seen you and your screen
Need to tighten up your hinge before you step to me
When I flip my cover, ain't no time to be playin
While you're sitting there swiveling, it's the skill I'm displayin
First I slide to the front, and then I slide to the rear,
PUSH BACK HOLD POWER, and I'm still standing here
What's your game, who's your daddy, where's your Clie at?
You got a '73? You might as well have been jacked!
First you swivel in the middle, and you weigh too much
Get in the ring with me, and I won't ever get touched
Now that keyboard's "aite", but I know you're living foul
I'll whip out my KB20, how you like me now?
So you still wanna battle? Come on, I'll school you again
Can you plug in a game controller like my GC10?
I've got all the accessories, to win's my necessity,
Shoulda known I was better, get a clue and don't mess with me
My SJ's best way just gave you the ix-nay,
So NX, when you flex, invest in Ben-Gay
The show is over, there's no need to come back
We both have Clies, that's cool, 'cause PPC's always WACK!

(I like this freestyle thing, but do rappers really talk like this all day? Geez...:cool:)

Props to you bro, I do concur
But that aint no where near, and thats for sure
Everytime I whip it out, I flip and go
While your taking yours out, loading slow
My hinge is tight, tight you see
As tight as your mother, as she ***** me
You really wanna match against my 73V?
Your clie aint got no special abilities
No camera, no wifi, oh please
You dissing the keyboard? Yah, I have a KB10 too
So why not have both, unlike you pathetic foo
Your kinda behind technology my friend
Because you aint got any moola to spend
So you talk about your Clie as if it great
But my clie will win any battle just by fate
Wifi is the shiznick on my Clie
But you'll never experience it you wannabe
Come down to my hood, I'll show you around
To the Sony store is where it will all be found
You aint got any skillz and I mean it kid
Go upgrade to a TH55, you'll be happy you did
Who you calling a sucka?
At least I aint a clie f*cka!
Sorry dawg, but this battle is ova
Cause you the same cat that go to cliesource and bend ova



lol, to be honest, your quite good, i'm struggling to find some original stuff, its hard to rap about clies!

[ClieKun]

Where do you people come up with this stuff?!