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Cliepro
08-20-2003, 10:48 PM
TOP TEN REASONS TO USE A CLIE'

1) They don't put a single penny into Bill Gates's pocket!

2) You can look busy in a board meeting when you're actually playing a game of SimCity.

3) No one can tell you're reading Monica Lewinsky's autobiography

4) When tipping the pizza guy, now you can calculate 15% of 16.87 to the exact penny.

5) Gives you a great pickup line: "Hey, let's Hotsync!"

6) As a Star Trek: The Original Series fan, you like to pretend you're an Enterprise crewmember in a landing party

7) As a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan, you like to pretend you're Enterprise crewmember on away mission

8) The digital camera and headphones for the NR70 make you look like a spy

9) Too old for a Game Boy, but can still play Pac-Man on your Clie

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10) New excuse for the office: I was writing a weekly status report, but I dropped it and it broke

Omnitron
08-20-2003, 10:53 PM
I don't know about #6....

:D

Sneezy
08-20-2003, 11:13 PM
That's pretty funny.

I was watching a movie with my headphones in one day at work. My boss came over and asked, "What are you doing?" I said, "listing to some voice notes." I then switched over to voice recorder, popped out the ear plugs and played some journal report garbage I had made up the night before. He thought I was a genius :D

tianya
08-21-2003, 02:16 AM
Funny.

and the 11th reason...

It's a Sony. :)

Azxel
08-21-2003, 02:38 AM
my top ten reasons...

10. they're expensive & i can lose weight cos i'm too broke to buy food
9. jog dial & its stylish
8. tonnes of freebie software
7. share memory cards with my cybershot
6. fast & easy access to palmasutra for that extra few positions
5. get my gf off my back (actually my clie is constantly being used by her for insaniquarium & bejewelled)
4. with wi-fi i can really look cool while i'm doin my "business" in the toilet
3. home-made "scenes" for future references..?
2. because every other john, dick and mary is using a PPC.
1. so i can look really, really cool(er)

s_n_m
08-21-2003, 11:58 AM
The TG50 feels like a tricorder...:D

Seriously tho the biggest reason to get a clie is if you can't afford to get a laptop, like if you're a student.

jaimejr66
08-21-2003, 12:58 PM
The Only reason to use a Clie.

To instill PDA envy on all PPC users as they reboot for 20th time that morning.

:)

Unregistered
08-21-2003, 01:13 PM
Well I am ready to spend $700 for a non upgradable PDA with slow CPU, short battery life, proprietary slot and no peripherals.

Why would I want the same capability plus upgradability for half the price if I can pay Sony the whole $700.

weee.... Right on...

now how can I put my 500MB Divx file to UX70, there must be some more thing I can buy to make this happen.

Caffeine kid
08-21-2003, 01:16 PM
Becuase my short term memory sucks.

Cliepro
08-25-2003, 10:11 PM
Sony Sony Sony ------

JackAxe
08-26-2003, 12:42 AM
1. Because a suppository doesn't store phone numbers.
2. What other PDA will go up in a brilliant white flame if lit.
3. Like the drug Crack, most of us can't get enough of it. :rolleyes:
4. Because Clié kind of rhymes wit bidet. :)
5. SONY is a false god and we must worship them.
6. Clié backwards is éilC.
7. There was a song written about it; Cliécy Brakey heart. :rolleyes:
8. It's the second most entertaining thing a guy can hold in their hand. :D
9. Tax right off.
10. When angry it turns green.

<]=)

n2ifp
08-26-2003, 07:40 AM
When my cardiologist asks what I do for exercise, I can honestly say that I went jogging...

j/k :D

Unregistered
08-26-2003, 07:48 AM
Because I wouldn't be here without it!

Cliepro
08-27-2003, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Because I wouldn't be here without it!


The best edition to top ten so far :cool:

sonicboy
08-27-2003, 04:41 AM
because even geeks need fashion