1src Forums - Man, the NX is too thin....

LITTLESIX

01-26-2003, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by david_chang40
Reject.

This from a man who finds enjoyment playing a "phat" board game based on cultural stereotypes :rolleyes: LOL

Go away - I hear the Phat Jokes thread calling you.

jedix

01-26-2003, 10:12 PM

I wish I was as thin as my NX!

Willber-Force

01-26-2003, 10:16 PM

Anyone want to know hot "phat" started?

Some weak kid in the hood called a fat girl fat and she oveheard. She came over about to kick his ___ and he had to make up a new definition of fat quick. Hence "phat".

:D

It's true

oneeyesquare

01-26-2003, 10:32 PM

I'll take the hits! I think I made my point and gave Littlesix a chuckle to boot...

jedix

01-26-2003, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Willber-Force
Anyone want to know hot "phat" started?

Some weak kid in the hood called a fat girl fat and she oveheard. She came over about to kick his ___ and he had to make up a new definition of fat quick. Hence "phat".

:D

It's true

I thought phat was a fat person in PHiladelphia...jk.;)

LITTLESIX

01-26-2003, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by oneeyesquare
I'll take the hits! I think I made my point and gave Littlesix a chuckle to boot...

...more than a little :D

My biggest laugh today on here - by far was at the person who traded their Nx in for a smaller unit. Why? When they put it in their pocket, they kept getting knocked in the 'nads.

THAT'S funny (as well as being a shining example of the criteria some people set for their PDA's)

jedix

01-26-2003, 10:54 PM

Should the Tungsten be advertised as "non-'nad knocking"?

LITTLESIX

01-26-2003, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by jedix
Should the Tungsten be advertised as "non-'nad knocking"?

Can you hear the conversation now?

BBY Rep: Why again are you returning this Sir?

Cust: My nuts can't take the pressure.

BBY Rep: OK - how about this Tungsten?

Cust: That depends. If that protector area locks in places I'll buy it. If it doesn't and I cross my legs, my chances for children are over. You don't sell jock cups here by any chance, do you?

LOL

jedix

01-26-2003, 11:12 PM

I guess that I shouldn't even comment on the vibrating alarm feature! :eek:

pigburger

01-26-2003, 11:18 PM

I'd be afraid of getting my important parts caught by the sliding graffiti area of the tungsten, that would hurt like hell.

jedix

01-26-2003, 11:22 PM

Circumcision anyone?!?!? ooooowwwww!

LITTLESIX

01-26-2003, 11:26 PM

Maybe we should write Palm and advise them that in addition to including value added software, they need to include a jock cup. They'll love the idea, we'll all get tons of royalties, and retire to St. Maarten as billionaires :)

jedix

01-26-2003, 11:28 PM

Yea, the PPP. Palm Privates Protector. Includes Bluetooth capability! HUH?!

LITTLESIX

01-26-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by pigburger
I'd be afraid of getting my important parts caught by the sliding graffiti area of the tungsten, that would hurt like hell.

Can you see that scene from "Something about Mary" rewritten (the bathroom and the tux zipper scene?) The family looks on aghast and the cam pans down to light blue tux pants with a semi open zipper, a Tungsten in the closed graffiti position and a piece of scrotum. :)

I think we have the makings of a new thread here.

nike33

01-27-2003, 12:02 AM

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jedix

01-27-2003, 12:03 AM

LOL!

LITTLESIX

01-27-2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by jedix
Yea, the PPP. Palm Privates Protector. Includes Bluetooth capability! HUH?!

ROFL!!!

I had a mouthfull of coffee when I read that one; damn near choked to death too

jedix

01-27-2003, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by LITTLESIX

ROFL!!!

I had a mouthfull of coffee when I read that one; damn near choked to death too

Man, that's no way to go!

LITTLESIX

01-27-2003, 06:36 AM

yeah it is - dying laughing.

I wonder - do you think that "The Man with One Red Testicle" would play in the theatres?

jedix

01-27-2003, 06:56 AM

But would you die laughing or die choking? I guess it would probably be both.

HA! (Gulp) HAHA! (Choke) That's so.......auauauaauauau!!!!!!!! Can't brea........(thump!)

dks99

01-27-2003, 08:18 AM

Actually I sometimes have problems opening the screen on the NX. I agree that it looks really cool being so thin, but in my opinion the base should be slightly thicker than the screen to make it easier to hold it down while opening the screen...

But then I always was used to thick PDA :)
The NZ will be just perfect ;)

just my 2c

oneeyesquare

01-27-2003, 08:36 AM

Funny, funny, funny!! Ya'll made my morning!!

peterh

01-27-2003, 05:21 PM

I need an NZ to make up for my skinny choices in girlfriends

T1000X

01-27-2003, 06:45 PM

My concern is taking the NZ out in public with it in my front pocket. One could get arrested for that kind of bulge.

hacthesac10

01-27-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by peterh
I need an NZ to make up for my skinny choices in girlfriends

Good one!  I think they prefer thin instead though. lol

PhilB

01-27-2003, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by T1000X
My concern is taking the NZ out in public with it in my front pocket. One could get arrested for that kind of bulge.

Or make several new friends!