Nz Fat Jokes!!!!

[mshaf]

The nz is so fat it has stretch marks!

[mshaf]

The nz is so fat that Sony tried to weigh it and the scale said "to be continued"

[jedix]

The nz is so fat, when it gets wireless wifi around the house, it really gets wifi AROUND the house!

[mshaf]

The nz is so fat someone put a yellow case on it and people started screaming "Taxi"!!!!

[nike33]

The NZ is NOT FAT......

It is PLEASINGLY PLUMP!

[Macabre Man]

Its just husky.

[eyesee]

Originally posted by nike33
The NZ is NOT FAT......

It is PLEASINGLY PLUMP!

LOL!

NZ: Sony, all the kids in ClieSource call me fat.

Sony: You're not fat, you're big boned.

NZ: That's what I said.

[hobart]

Hey, its got a great personality!

[rclodfelter]

The NZ is sooooo fat that....

When the alarm goes off, people think it is backing up
When I turn up the backlight it blocks the sun
When I open the clamshell we miss 2 days of sunlight
It’s half NR, half NX and half NZ
It’s got Amtrak embossed on the flip lid

[ClieMarty]

the nz is just not fat enough, that's why sony will introduce the ny99.

<-- got an early picture ;-)

[rldunn]

ClieMarty, that avatar is hilarious!! As are the posts in this thread.

[Medcat99]

The NZ is so fat, that when it caught a circuit eating virus, the Sony Techs said it had 15 years of life left.

[Medcat99]

The NZ is so fat that it's brochure picture is an aerial photograph.

[Medcat99]

The NZ is so fat, when you get in an elevator with it, it HAS to go down.

[Medcat99]

The NZ is so fat that if you put a Malcomn X wallpaper logo on it, helicopters will try to land on it.

[jedix]

Man, you guys are good at these! LOL!

[ClieMarty]

Medcat99, that last one was really good ;-)

[Medcat99]

The NZ is so fat that when Vaja went to make a leather case for one, PETA protested for killing so many cows.

[pixelated]

The NZ is so fat that it comes with a lifetime membership at Bally Total Fitness!!!

[ClieMarty]

now sony, it's nice that you put a camera in the nz. but didn't you have your own? did it have to be a hasselblad?

[deadlyfoez]

The nz is so fat, I think I'll stick with my last girlfriend.

[aaronrkelly]

ha ha, that one was the best

[utahjazz85]

The NZ is so fat that it's sueing Burger King for stealing it's title.

[kidfixer]

NZ is soooo fat, that when i took it to the beach, environmentalists kept trying to drag it into the water...

[pixelated]

LOL kidfixer

[mshaf]

The nz is so fat, it landed on earth and made the dinosaurs extinct.

[pixelated]

The NZ is soooooooooooo FAT, I have to pay an extra fare at the subway!

[mshaf]

The nz is so fat that Sony has to pack it in grease just to get it out of the box.

[kidfixer]

The NZ so fat, and you're so poor after buying it, when it comes in your house the tires pop.

[kidfixer]

The NZ is so fat, they had to kill 3 cows just to make it a case.

[ShellyBelly]

The NZ is so fat, when I tried to drive around it, I ran out of gas!!!

[ClieMarty]

the nz is so fat, not only that you are not allowed to use it on a plane, it is even prohibited to take one with on an airplane

[ClieMarty]

the nz is so fat, it was appointed by weight watchers as device of choice

[tellderek2]

The NZ is so Fat... It has it's own moons

[tellderek2]

The NZ is so fat... Instead of carrying it in cargo pants you need a cargo net!

[tellderek2]

Hey two NZs walk into a bar... Right... like two could fit!

[Willber-Force]

The NZ is so fat Bill Clinton got one!

[jedix]

Originally posted by ClieMarty
the nz is so fat, not only that you are not allowed to use it on a plane, it is even prohibited to take one with on an airplane

I thought that you would have to buy it two seats on an airplane.

[honolulu]

no the nz is not fat, it's made for private individual people :D

http://www.altonweb.com/history/wadlow/wadlow3.jpg

[olendorf]

I call my NZ Anna Nicole Smith.

[pixelated]

Specific that pic is so funny hehehe

[Specific]

http://www.thegamebox.net/~gs/mail/case.jpg

[pixelpainter]

Isn't there a joke here about where to stick the memory stick? Something about rolling it around in flour....etc.

(Guys laughing, girls rolling eyes)

Sorry :) I couldn't resist

[Jake K]

The NZ is sooo fat that when I went alone to a restaurant, I asked for a table for two!

[mentalsrule]

The NZ is SOOOO fat

that the only thing from keeping it from going to Jenny Craig was the door

[ClieMarty]

the nz is so fat, sony had to request mitsubishi to produce the case in their car plant.

[ClieMarty]

the nz is so fat, that the mafia argreed to use it as weight of choice for drowning people

[T800]

"Yes officer, I just turned my back on it for 2 seconds and when I turned back round two men in tall black hats had loaded it into the back of a hearse and driven off with it! sorry? Yes, its a S-o-n-y N-Z....."

[ClieMarty]

oh by the way, sony recently anounced that in their ongoing effort to provide the complete multifunction device, the clie nz is also the recommended pda of choice to be used in sports: als baseball bat, tennis racket, etc.

[ClieMarty]

btw. the nz is so fat i just wonder how long it will take that sony gets sued for broken wrists. i'm pretty positive we'll also see new definitions for injuries in now time like the so-to-be-called clié arm.

[ClieMarty]

a last one:

the nz is so fat, it's the the pda of choice of the us olympic weightlifting team ;-)

[Beavis]

It's not fat, there's just more of it to love.

[ehazlewood]

the nz is so fat...

Is that an NZ in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me....!

:D

[ClieMarty]

it's probably more: is that an nz in your pocket or are you john holmes

[olendorf]

New Clie NZ accessories available from Sony!!

http://luggageonline.net/Images/luggage/RM/RM500_lg.JPG

[Medcat99]

Exclusive!!!!!!

I got a sneak peak of Sony workers getting ready for the shipment of the first NZ90 to a local BestBuy.

http://www.luba-freeport.com/images/airport1.jpg

I think they're all wondering if it will fit :D :D :D :D :D

[Phydeaux III]

The NZ isn't fat...... it big batteried.

[nike33]

Hey you folks cut this out OK

It probably has an NX mother that STILL loves it, no matter how fat it is!

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, the clamshell tries to eat my clients

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, I need a forklift to put it on it's cradle

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, I used the clamshell to shingle my house.

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, it makes Oprah look like an etheopian.

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, I need the jaws of life to open it.

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, it has its own area code

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so fat, it has it's own gravitational pull

[boomer]

The NZ is so fat that it makes Sam Adams [Oakland Raiders] look slim.

[tizio]

The NZ is so fat it takes the Spruce Goose to ship it.

[Stymyx]

The NZ is so fat... it has its own weather system!

[KenU]

I had the opportunity of picking an NZ up the other day, and now I have this bump on the lower side portion of my groin sticking out, right after the Dr. asked me to cough.

[deadlyfoez]

The NZ is so big, I gave the box that it came in to a homeless person to house his family, in-laws, step-second-cousins, and two chevettes.

The box is currently being airlifted to an ally on Lake Ave.

[Wade]

The NZ is so fat, it should go on a cl-iet

[lenrodman]

lol, you guys rock

The new NZ is so fat, it needs an expanding case so it can breathe

about fat girls:
What do a fat girl and a moped have in common?
They're both fun to ride, but only until your friends find out...

keep em coming!

[pixelated]

LOL funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.....

[charlie4n6]

The ENIAC COMPUTER contained 18,000 vacuum tubes, about 70,000 resistors, 10,000 capacitors, and 6,000 switches. It was 100 feet long, 10 feet high, and 3 deep. It consumed 140 kilowatts of power, so much power that, when operated, the lights in a nearby town dimmed.

And now 56 years later, SONY introduces the NZ - half the size and twice the power consumption.

How far we have come...

[utahjazz85]

The NZ90's mother is so stupid she put a wet suit on to surf the internet.

[deadlyfoez]

Like seriously, How rediculous is Sony if they think that this will make them any money. THE THING IS HUGE.

The nr already looks big next to an "ordinary palm", and the nz is twice the size.

People are gonna have to have custome tailored pants to fit this in a pocket.

I can do without the flash and without the bluetooth. But the changable battery and 2 mp cam makes it sweet.

Great tasting, but overly filling.

[ptiger]

The NZ is so fat that it comes with a coupon for a free hip replacement.

[ballistic]

The NZ is so fat, it actually costs the same as the NX70V. The extra $200 is for shipping.

[utahjazz85]

LMFAO!!!!

THE NO 90 is so fat when I go somewhere with it I store it in my trunk.

[ballistic]

Cargo Container ship carrying first shipment of NZ's to the US.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1795000/images/_1798801_kodima300.jpg

[KenU]

Ballistic,

Fantastic!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[Bill Veik]

You can easily spot anyone who is using it-they are being followed by a Greenpeace trawler.................

[Medcat99]

Man, this is so cool. Otterbox has come up with a watertight box for the Clie NZ.

http://www.govliquidation.com/press/releases/submarine.gif

Even comes in a cool yellow color :D :D :D :D :D

[boomer]

Here is a whole forum devoted to the 'mobile' version!!
I personally like the yellow one myself.
&nbsp;

WOW! (http://www.elcova.com/h2/melissah2-potm.jpg)

[crh3f]

The NZ is so fat that when they deliver it at the front door, it's sticking out that back!

[ballistic]

NZ Stylus to be used in War Against Iraq!!!

The US Department of Defense announced its newest generation of tank-busting penetrator ammunition that is being deployed in the build up against Iraq. The NZ FAT (Fin-Stabilized Anti-Tank) Sabot Penetrator, jointly developed by Sony, can penetrate the armor of any tank, and should have no problem destroying the outdated T-72's that make up the majority of tanks in service with the Iraqi military.


NZ FAT Round (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m829-2.jpg)

[nx70vboy]

your mom's pretty fat too

[jedix]

Well, I guess size does matter!

[LaserProUSA]

But she has such a pretty face...

[Brandonmd5]

The NZ is so fat, when I put it on a scale it said, "No livestock please!"

[abosco]

The NZ's so fat, but it felt a lot better after it took a 2 MP image of your mom's @ss. ;)

[boomer]

The NZ is so fat,&nbsp;it isn't phat.

[steph_adley@hotmail.com]

Originally posted by mshaf
The nz is so fat it has stretch marks!


Your mama's so fat that the airport security had to stop her for 200 pounds of crack! Face That Bozo!

[Rawkis]

The NZ's so fat, when I put in a pair of BVD briefs, the waistband spelled out "BOULEVARD"

[Unregistered]

The NZ is so fat its developers in Japan are using one as a land bridge for exporting Sony's future products to the US...

The NZ is so fat the Japanese are calling it sumo clie...

The NZ is so fat its screen could make an ideal billboard ad. Just elevate the ad with the stylus...

The NZ is so fat the 16 mb of ram comes with a free upgrade of 150 grams of spam.

The NZ is so fat that writing graffiti with it is truly a full body workout. Hey.. at least the NZ users are gonna be in shape..


The NZ is so fat it makes a vaio look like a pda, and a t-series look like a wrist watch..

the NZ is so fat i'm not buying it..

[BClie2k]

A Clie that wanted to be more American than its sibblings

A Japanese Clie NX came to America to find out how Americans live their lives and the first things it noticed after getting off the plane were Micky D's, Woopers and KFCs. The NX decided to observe American's behavior and started eating like Americans for a while. The next day the NX found itself so heavy that no one could recognize it. So the Clie family called it NZ, why? Let's see the NR (Regular size), NX( eXtra size) and NZ (Zeppelin size).

The the 'N'ew 'Z'eppelin size is soooooooo Biiiiiiiiig that Sony decided to offered to Americans first, because it goes with the size of Americans fat ***.

Al

[mentalsrule]

its not size that counts, its how you use it ;)

[acraniotes]

The NZ is so fat, when you yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!", it comes crashing through the wall...

[That should give you an idea of how old I am...]

-Adam

[Medcat99]

Maybe this is the reason that the NZ isn't going over well in Japan. :D :D :D

http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=358001&CategoryID=75231&startcat=1&ThreadID=471764

[sophmeat]

The NZ is so fat it makes the Xbox look like a GameCube!

[timewaster77]

Medcat99: could you post the image, I don't feel like joining the PEG-NR70 club and cannot view the image without doing so.

[hacthesac10]

Thought I'd post to show my avatar.

[Medcat99]

I submitted it with the post, but I guess it takes a while to come up and be cleared. Should be on the way.

[Medcat99]

I posted it at clieplanet. Should be able to access it now.

[n2ifp]

Originally posted by deadlyfoez
Like seriously, How rediculous is Sony if they think that this will make them any money. THE THING IS HUGE.

The nr already looks big next to an "ordinary palm", and the nz is twice the size.&nbsp;



Correction, the NZ is no ordinary palm, it an extraordinary palms, in other words it now needs two hands with palms.

[hacthesac10]

It seems like it'd have the battery life of a laptop, so why not get one for only $200 or so more.

[Medcat99]

I guess I was wrong about the NZ being fat. It really is a handheld device:

http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=358001&CategoryID=75231&ThreadID=471764&tolast=yes#bottom

[Trp]

Sony just made the NZ in return to complaints that customers just took them and ran out the door without paying.

[Chiefton]

The NX is so FAT... It's nickname is "Pocket PC!"

[Unregistered]

The NZ's so fat when the alarm goes off people think it's backing up!

[Unregistered]

The NZ's so fat when you put it on the scale, it says "to be continued..."!

[Unregistered]

The NZ's so fat, one fell off the boat from Japan and Spain claimed it for the new world!

[Unregistered]

The NZ's so fat, it showed up with a "Caution! Wide Turn" sticker on it!

:)

[jedix]

It's so fat, it needs a Palm OS weight watching program for itself!

[eric2002]

Nice jokes, very funny...
...but seriously have you looked at the spec's for the new NZ and compared them to that of the NX??? They aren't really that different:

width x length x depth
NZ: 3" x 5.6" x .9"
NX: 2.9" x 5.5" x .7"

[jedix]

A lot of us know this. We are just having a little fun. I think some people here are serious, and the rest are interested in the NZ, and poking fun at the people who are complaining about the size.

[Unregistered]

Definitely- this is the joke thread!

The NZ's so fat, it's waist size is larger than it's processor speed!

The NZ's so fat, the datebook has to register in two time zones!

The NZ's so fat, I tucked it in the liner of my BVD's, and it stretched them out so much they spelled out boulevard!

(OK- sorry about that last one) :)

[mshaf]

forget the specs just look at the pictures!!! It's clear that the nz is one big momma!

[hacthesac10]

Originally posted by eric2002
Nice jokes, very funny...
...but seriously have you looked at the spec's for the new NZ and compared them to that of the NX??? They aren't really that different:

width x length x depth
NZ: 3" x 5.6" x .9"
NX: 2.9" x 5.5" x .7"

That's assumming you think the NX isn't already a brick.

[utahjazz85]

THE NZ is so fat I have to use it on my lap!

[rob_squared]

The NZ is so fat that Jabba the Hut uses it to model his his house.

[ptiger]

I love this thread!!!

[pdagal]

It'd be nice if Vaja could make a nice leather case for NZs. However they can't because that would put cows on the endangered species list!

[rob_squared]

Small departure:

The NZ is so ugly that Sony decided to exclude the screen from the warrenty because it kept breaking itself.

[eric2002]

..to the post that stated "it would be nice if Vaja could make a leather case" for the NZ,

don't you mean a "leather backpack"???

[ShellyBelly]

The NZ is so fat, you have to roll in around in flour to find it's port!:)

[SteveIrwinFan]

Here is my input:

The NZ is so fat...it plays hockey and its a goalie (for all the MTV watchers from back in the early 90s)

The NZ is so fat that it has a&nbsp;T-series orbiting it (which could explain the price)

[Clietivity]

The NZ90 is so fat that it is already banned as a lethal Weapon... You will be consider by cops as armed and dangerous.

So don't leave home with it! :D

[ShellyBelly]

Originally posted by SteveIrwinFan
Here is my input:

The NZ is so fat...it plays hockey and its a goalie (for all the MTV watchers from back in the early 90s)

The NZ is so fat that it has a&nbsp;T-series orbiting it (which could explain the price)


I LOVE that about the T-series!!! LOL:D

[PALM MASTER]

The nz is so fat that when I took it in to my house and turned the power on I got a blackout

[Selachii]

The NZ is so fat it comes with shoulderstraps instead of a wriststrap


[edit:typo]

[azur]

THe NZ is so fat i would i would use it as a baseball bat!

[PhilB]

The first NZ is so fat it declared its independence, appled for membership in the UN, and has now been taken over by a third world dictator.

[azur]

The NZ is so fat you can have it for dinner!
http://www.sony.jp/CLIE/images/clietop02.jpg

[Unregistered]

Big boned

[aussie_nx70v]

The NZ is so fat that weight watchers use it in their commercials.

The NZ as a before shot......

The NX as an after shot.....

[djr]

Sony has just announced the new RetroClie. Limitied supplies while stocks last!

http://maennerseiten.de/palmmobil.htm

- djr

[cepler]

NZ, the Hummer of PalmOS.

[mshaf]

Originally posted by djr
Sony has just announced the new RetroClie. Limitied supplies while stocks last!

http://maennerseiten.de/palmmobil.htm

- djr


I can't believe they managed to make the nz smaller!

[Unregistered]

The NZ is so fat, that when you use it, you will be lost for 5 days...

Greetings,

Prometheus©
..a happy NZ90 user ;)

[n2ifp]

Sounds like a real crusher!

[benixau]

NZ90 is so fat that the Army use it as a 1:1 representation of the battle ground.
NZ90 is so fat that Sony needed 2/3 of China to use the power slider to test it.
NZ90 is so fat that when they used the IR port for beaming it accelerated global warming by 100 years
NZ90 is so fat that the bluetooth transmitter blocked Japanese wireless communications for the 1/2hr it was being tested.

[Atomic Chicken]

OK....

The NZ is so fat that every unit ships with a Saturn-V rocket for use as a stylus....

Thank you - thank you. No autographs please... just throw money! :)
Bawko

[mshaf]

NZ is so fat, you need to put mayonnaise on the memory stick before you insert it....

[tonyreynolds]

My NZ's so fat, girls ask "Is that a laptop in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[kbxrx1]

Websters dictionary defines the word FAT as;

SONY NZ90
PRON ENZEE NINEETIE,
NOUN,
"TO SHOW EXCESSIVE SIZE AND WEIGHT"
"DEFUNCT, NEARLY USELESS, OBESE AND DISCONTINUED"

[tonyreynolds]

Websters dictionary defines the word FAT as;

SONY NZ90
PRON ENZEE NINEETIE,
NOUN,
"TO SHOW EXCESSIVE SIZE AND WEIGHT"
"DEFUNCT, NEARLY USELESS, OBESE AND DISCONTINUED"

...now you're getting personal! :p

[JEEP99]

NZ90 code named Clie Kong

[Cyker]

The NZ is so fat it helped Stephen Hawkins disprove his blackhole theory by filling one up :D

Maybe NZ90 means "New Zealand x 90" :p

[geobygeobz]

Its so fat that one of my coat sleeves is actually longer than the other when I put it in my coat pocket.